I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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