weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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