Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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