So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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