when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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