As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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