white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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