This is not my ceiling
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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