I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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