Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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