I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Hello my rib-scented angel!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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