dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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