Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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