i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i dont even know how to be here
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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