So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
50% drunk capacity currently
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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