we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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