i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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