have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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