Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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