when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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