whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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