Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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