I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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