I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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