East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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