We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
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