I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Randomize
