Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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