Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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