she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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