I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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