There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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