Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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