We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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