I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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