Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
organizing the empties. That sober.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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