Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
