do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so let's talk penis.
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Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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