i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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