Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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