People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Randomize
