is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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