please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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