you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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