I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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