you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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