Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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