This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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