I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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