Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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