Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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