I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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