That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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