Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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