and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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