You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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