So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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