She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
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I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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