If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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